This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird
This is the best damn thing I’ve ever read
I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.
A handy guide for anyone not familiar
Ensamble. The Style of Music, is a series of posters that show the outfits of different iconic musicians, and their unique style, which transcended time and sound.
Music is certainly about what we feel, and, as the best ones have witnessed, about what we see as well.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
what do you call a person of Caucasian decent when they are not amused?
butts are everywhere and some people have big butts and some have small butts and some have flat butts and some have round butts. but honestly butts are hella great
take me here on our first date
my heart melted
Junk food is engineered to be addictive - The science behind making the food that’s so bad for us taste so good…VIDEO
Note: these drug dealers don’t get jail time. They just get a shit ton of your money.
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